“cleaned my closet and concluded that roughly 79% of my shirts are striped”
(Source: lovetheriddlesthatyouspeak)
” I found a liquor store.” “And?” “And I drank it.”
(Source: supernaturaldaily)
i’m really sorry
Can’t breathe
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
[[CASUALLY SPRINKLES SALT ON YOU]]
[[CASUALLY BURNS THE BONES]]
[[CASUALLY WARMS HANDS OVER THE FIRE]]
(Source: xyllocorp)
dress like you hug kittens for living ♥
OH YOU, BADASS JAWN
Ultimate Badass John Watson is my favorite.
but i could see for miles, miles, miles
(Source: moorewinchester)
I never understood this reference until i looked “girls” up
so is Crowley saying that Sam should be his bff and love him?
Pretty much.
(Source: ithurtslikehell)
*thinks about the future for three seconds*
*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
(Source: nut-3lla)
palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes