shout out to minimum wage workers have to work on labor day so folks with cushy desk jobs can have the day off.

(Source: nowsoonlater, via nintende)

woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation

(via mishakoalins)

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

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Harry Potter's Character Development
Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.

trentofsky:

there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other

(Source: darreneverettcriss, via hotguysandpizza)

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

(Source: margayret, via hotguysandpizza)

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via meow-catt)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0, via meow-catt)